What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her? They’re both thinking oh shit my mums gonna kill me!
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Herpes no I don't want her her pees
Yo mama so stupid she tried to smell her own nose
Yo mama so fat evan Dora can't explore her
Yo mama so fat even nation wide can’t be on her side
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard, neither did she
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book
What do you white people use as pronouns? Crack/her
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman? Getting her husband‘s voice just right
Question; What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer; You say to her; "NICE TOOTH"!
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back Apparently that’s insensitive to someone during chemo
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common? Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican? Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back? Sadly the hardest part to eat of the vegitable is the wheelchair.
