Herring jokes
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Memes
man this hits
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.