Yo mama so fat. Even dora couldn't explore her
yo mom so fat i went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch tv
so i asked for the tv remote and shes still trying to get it
Yo mama so ugly her self portraits hanged themselves
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes So she gave me a hug
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said "I know u wanna" Jill said yes, lifted up her dress and then they had some fun but stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son
I like my girlfriends new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one 😀
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates, what is it?" "OH, honey that's your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" the sister replies with a laugh "you think that's cool my monkey is already eating bananas
who likes fortnite Gwen Stacy is in the game lets goooooo i love her
I went to a tall girl and i asked her ̈ what do you do for a living? ̈ she says ̈ an account. ̈ so i reply with ̈ an accounting the hairs on peoples heads. ̈ and then i run away
Me: you have pretty eyes Her: thank you Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
i told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth
My friend said not to look down on me i said i cant bc im shorter then her😭
My ex was orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Your mama so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept
My friend was feeling low today so I went up to her and said "You know I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life" I don't think she likes me now
How do you make an orphans hands bleed? You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamakazi I had rented
Her chest was so flat felt gay while hugging her
