A girl called me ugly So I drove over her with a car and called her flat
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito? He gets to tear that ass up one more time
Your mama is so nasty. She showed up to red lobster with her own crabs.
How do you make a lesbian upset Give her a multiplication test
Went home with a woman last night, I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel
I say Mongrel, it was her Downsyndrome Son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down
Someone ask the former 2016 presidential candidate Hilary Clinton why did she lose the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hilary Clinton said because someone ask her what would she do for a Klondike Bar?
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did it caused me to lose 4 inches.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard, the genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes but under 1 condition." "What is it?" she asked. "After I grant your final wish you have to have sex with me," the genie replied. "Okay for my 1st wish I wish to be the Prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty. "For my 2nd wish I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town. "And you final wish?" the genie asked. "I wish i had a sabertoothed vigina."
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you. She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head? So she claims to be
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights
Your mom is so ugly, that she use Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom is so dumb, that somebody told her 'go get a life', she go play Super Mario, and get an 1-up.
🤔 💭 🙃 What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent? Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!!
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected"
