Hereness Jokes

here comes the airplane 9/11 happens the next day

The twin towers shouldve known they were gonna get hit when there mom said here comes the airplane!

Everyone put ur age here

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.

Ok so my brother mad this here it is

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense but he made it when he was like 3.

Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.

Yo sis come here sis: what. Me: oh sorry you doing school sis: yup me can i go sis:no way you're going to hug me me: i love you

Why does Mexico not have a Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump,swim,and run are already here.

your mama so fat when pennywise said "we all float down here" he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.

Here is a joke: Rape

Man:Can You be my girlfriend? Woman:Im Lesbian, Sorry Man:Oh, Heres your rope

Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator

Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222) so she went to the the doctor on 51st street (6922251) and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)

Boobless

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and can't use my phone in class? cows go moo

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes they literally look this shit up just to complain

Hello *everyone now question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

First meme here

Actually, It isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...

There was a man named, Matt, that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, I am here to tell you my sins. He was all for it and said go ahead.

Matt, "Father, Last night I almost cheated on my wife"

Priest, "how so?"

Matt, "We were together naked, but we didn't do anything just rubbed each other, that's all"

Priest, " RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! for your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box"

Matt, "okay i promise not to see her again"

Then Matt walks out the door

Priest, "Hey I saw you! you didn't put any money in the donation box!!"

Matt, "Yes I did, I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in"