Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman
Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help π
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. 2 of my best friends have it and its actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. Its really not funny to joke about depression.
SHOUT OUT TO ENTITY...WELCOME TO HELL everytime I see your icon I vomit lol get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help...
well a lock and a key where going on vacation but the key said help me im stuck and then the lock said i think i am in lock-shary
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute π βΊ π π π β¨ π I can't help it images look crazy vut oil is soooooo cute
Bro Iβm so pissed there is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps I hate that guy in the weelchair
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
Michael J Fox walks into an ice cream parlour. The man behind the counter asks Michael. Can I help you? Michael exclaims I would like an ice cream? The man behind the counter asks. What flavour? Michael says. It doesn't matter what flavour, I'm gunna fucken drop it anyway.
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, whats your secret?" Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you"-Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
How do you help a starving cannibal You give him a hand
Why did the orphan cross the road.Because his parents couldnβt help him out
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents. " Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white." The mother rushes the boy to the hospital while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm. "How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" He exclaims. The wife looks up at him. "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection."
HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP!!!!
Why does Tesco like migits every little helps
like this if you have ever been abused
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt I saw a figure. I couldnβt tell who it was but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said βIβm looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find themβ. We then decided to aid him
One time a kid came to the hospital and said βI really need helpβ, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said βyes I am really hotβ and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said βare you sure, you look amazingβ and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
