Height

Height Jokes

Friend

POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

Grass

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Friend

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.

Marriage

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Midget

Why did the midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣

Ladder

Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"

Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"

Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"

Dwarf

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.