Heat jokes
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!