Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!
one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis
Why did the snowman say Good day to the sun? Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun
one volcano said " is that you cues I am hot"
Lucifers so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing
Wow that was explosive!
Man I'm on fire 🔥 today
Why is the sun lit. Because is has much solar
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in CRACK CONDITIONING
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When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, HEAT IT UP, fam"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE
I hate when people leave their cars running Especially in the summer. I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
DId you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
