Heat jokes
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
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Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
How hot do pistons burn?
Hot enough to burn your house down.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt? She was on fire.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Two sticks only make a fire.