do you have a sunburn or you just always this hot
Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why people drink Starbucks because its to hot to handle!!!!
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks
are you a volcano? because you're hot and i really lava you
Sun
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan
Why can't you starve in the desert? -- Because of all the sand which is there.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
im high & its very hot🙄🙄😑😅😂😂😂 i need some water BUT I DONT GOT NONE AHAHA 🙄😒😑🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!
Lucifers so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units
Why did the snowman say Good day to the sun? Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun
one volcano said " is that you cues I am hot"
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing
Wow that was explosive!
Man I'm on fire 🔥 today
Why is the sun lit. Because is has much solar
