Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.