why was the mounten in love with the volcaneou, because the volcaneou was hot
DId you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in CRACK CONDITIONING
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, HEAT IT UP, fam"
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes
Lucifers so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units
I hate when people leave their cars running Especially in the summer. I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What do u call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Why did the snowman say Good day to the sun? Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks
Why did the twin towers fall? They collapsed because of the heat
