Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher. Its [SODAPRESSING]
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
what does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know its not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
I have a really good joke.
Do u want to hear it?
Oh wait this is a bad joke website.
did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can? It was called "S&n"
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
So Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. So later that night Dora's mom hears someone screaming go Diego go for at least a couple of minutes and then it stops and goes back to sleep. But then hears the same thing a couple minutes later and walks in and hears go Diego go so she walks over to Diego's sleeping bag a looks and it's empty so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and See's Dora getting f..... By Diego and hears Dora saying go Diego go while moaning.
How does an American know that his time has come? He starts hearing Vietnamese.
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank
did you hear about fridgetair kelvinater
What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard? Reload...chhchhhh
literally no one:why cant you hear the pterodactyl random person:i don't know no one:BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT random person:ha cool i guess
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge? It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava, if they're active. And ours was.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it's early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" *Lauren hears noise* Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: *laughs* Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother Mikey*
