Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar ? Can I push your stool in for ya
have you heard about the pokemon called rhy rhy rhyde on deez nuts
One day I was on my phone then I got a text message from my Girl Friend, "Hey Sexy boy wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean..." then I just stopped and froze I read the message I said, "Yeah sure..." she replied really fast, "Theres going to be a few people there ok." but i didn't read the next message... she said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." but i didn't read it I walked into her house but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise and it sounded like HER!! so I hide behind the couch and I looked through the open door and saw somthing I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
Bf:babe do you love me? Gf:of course,why do you ask? bf:i heard that your mom passed away and i went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up and then i remembered why i went to the garden
I heard that the twin towers have some plane dna
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Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet... it was pretty fire
Dad: I heard and actor killed them selves with a knife, it was Reese something. Mom: Witherspoon. Dad: no with a knife you dummy.
why do orphans have no sense of humor..... i guess they've never heard a Dad Joke
Have you heard about Kids with aids
It never gets old
Yo yo zac, have you Amber HEARD about the johny depp case. ARRRRRRRRRRR
"Hey I heard you were a bit dow- where's John?" "He died" "oh I'm so sorry but I got you food " (after they eat) "Hey how did John taste seasoned and cooked.?"
Have you heard of Wendys Yea wendys nuts in you mouth
Why were her hands purple? She Heard it Through the Grapevine
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?...... That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"? No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like 'ankle biters', 'rug rats' and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, 'carpet muncher' doesn't mean what I thought it does.
