Hawkins jokes
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.