Hawkins jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.