Hawkins jokes
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.