I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Steven hawkins walks into a bar oh wait
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Rueben glover is a Steven Hawkin spastic
Steven Hawkins couldn't take the stairway to Heaven he had to take the lift
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
My did Stephan Hawkins not turn up to the meeting
His internet connection ran out
Stairs Steven hawkins cant stand stairs
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
