Hawkins

Hawkins jokes

Road

Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Because he rolled over to the other side!

Phone

My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.

Death

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!

People

Why did people bully Steven Hawking?

Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

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  • Death

    Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.

    Lift

    Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.

    Bus

    Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.

    Death

    Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.