I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
