Hawkins jokes
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)