Hawkins

Hawkins Jokes

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.

Coffin

What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

Stephen Hawking's coffin.

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  • Death

    Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.

    Hide-and-seek

    Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.

    Stairway

    How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?

    Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.

    Name

    What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?

    Stephen Walkins.