Hawkins

Hawkins jokes

House

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.

Battery

Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?

Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.

Water

What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

If you throw water over them, they both die...

Ramp

Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

Because there wasn’t a ramp.

Log

What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?

"Log in."

Wheelchair

Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.

Fight

Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?

'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.