God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
