Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
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What’s Stephan Hawkins favourite food?
His left shoulder
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
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When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
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Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
