Hawkins

Hawkins jokes

House

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.

Stephen Hawking

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

Battery

Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?

Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.

Water

What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

If you throw water over them, they both die...

Log

What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?

"Log in."

Ramp

Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

Because there wasn’t a ramp.

Wheelchair

Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.

Fight

Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?

'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.

Stephen Hawking

When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.

He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"