Hawking jokes
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
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