What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Steven Hawking
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Have you ever stepped in Stephen hawking house? Nether has he.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
