Hawking jokes
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Stephen Hawking can't walk the walk or talk the talk.
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.