Hawking jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."