How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Hawking Jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
