Hawking

Hawking jokes

Word

Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."

Anthem

How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.

Movie

There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.

It's called "Unplugged!"

Heaven

Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.

Ramp

Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

Because there wasn’t a ramp.

Blackout

For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?

He blacks out.

Wheelchair

Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.

Death

The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.

Stairway

What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?

Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.

Reason

The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.

Atm

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

Shoulder

What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

His shoulder.