Hawking jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.