Hawking jokes
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.