Hawking jokes
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.