Hawking jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.