Hawking jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"