Hawking jokes
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.