whats the difference between Stephen hawking and a tap the tap can run
what was Steven hawking pet?
a hawk.
Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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what did Stephen Hawking say when he died. Boo Boo Doo.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
