Hawking Jokes

Why did Stephen hawking die when he logged onto Facebook.....

It took all his info

how did stephen-hawking die? he hit alt-f4

Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.

WHY DID STEPHEN HAWKING FALL OVER CAUSE HE HAD A SCREW LOOSE

hey did know that steven hawkings predicted the end of the world Well not really he predicted the end of his world

Where does steven hawkings gets his computer fixed at PC world

So I was on Google and on my computer it had windows when Steven hawkings died it shut down sound plays and wouldn't turmoil on again

Stephen Hawking died cause he got hit by a RAM.

why did the chicken cross the road ?to help steven hawkings cross

I love Steven hawking jokes so much because that roll of the tongue so nicely.

What did Stephen hawking love that couldn't move? himself ps particularly his whole body I was gonna say his legs but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

Vegetables

what is steven hawkings mum? Your mum!

how steven hawkings died, because he moved to much during the day and ran out of juice

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When Stephen hawking died i assume his computer crash caused it

Why did Steven hawking did he went out in the rain

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.