Hawking jokes
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Why did Stephen Hawking's girlfriend finish with him? Because he would never walk her home.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Why was Stephen Hawking known as lazy?
Because he was always sitting on the job.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.