How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Hawking Jokes
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
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