Hawking jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.