Hawking jokes
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.