Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Where was Stephen Hawking born?
Under a coconut tree.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."