Hawking

Hawking jokes

Place

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

Heaven

You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?

Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.

Stephen Hawking

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.

Signal

Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?

A: There’s no signal.

Death

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!

People

Why did people bully Steven Hawking?

Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

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  • Tour

    I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

    Voice

    Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?

    Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.