Hawking jokes
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.