Hawking jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."