Hawking jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.