Hawking jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!