Hawking jokes
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?
It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3