Hawking

Hawking jokes

Olympics

Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

Kleenex

Depends

Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

Velcro Shoe manufacturers

Steven Hawkings Publishers

Death

Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.

Music

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.

Wheelchair

In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.

Heaven

When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.

Black Hole

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

Computer

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

Wheelchair

Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?

"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"

Lift

Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.