Hawking

Hawking Jokes

Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?

Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.

It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!

He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.