Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything. He'd break if he did.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."