Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Hawking Jokes
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
