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What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
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What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
I have nut cancer...
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.