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Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.