Have jokes
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Willy Wonka meme
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.