Have jokes
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Let's have toast in the bath.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
A man walks into a bar.
He had to have 13 stitches!
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!