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What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?

They both have no way home.

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

Like this if you have ever had a family member die.

Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?

Because they don’t have pockets. I’m

Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.

Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.

What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

No one shuts up about them.

What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?

Both get food thrown at them some of the time.

What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have a touchy feeling for kids.

I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!

Imagine not having parents. Lol.

Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.

Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."

My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they...

What did the orphan say to his father?

Nothing, he doesn't have one.

What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."

And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.

A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.

A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.

BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.

NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;