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Why do orphans like stealing things?

They wanted to have company.

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?

A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.

Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.

Doc: What's wrong with that?

Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

My dad is now a milkman.

Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.