Have jokes
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.