Have jokes
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.