Have jokes
I have it.
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.
Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."