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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."