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What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Like if you wanna have sex.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.