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I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣