Have jokes
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.