Have jokes
I have nut cancer...
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.