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Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.