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What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.