Hate Jokes

You aren’t alone. If you ever need to chat I’m here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn’t struggle

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I hate it when people are at my house and ask “do you have a bathroom?” What answer Are they expecting “no, we pee in the yard”

If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the cheshire cat.

Me: Hey how are you? Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3 Insomnia: Mommy can we get a home? Anxiety: Insomnia wait for mommy to finish. Depression: Anyway here is my resume! Me: Okie thank you, Ok... mhmmm.. WOW! Okie this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it..) Depression: Also I have 2 more friends that want to move in too! Me: Ok and there names? Depression: There names are: PTSD and Trauma! Me: Ok they seem fine (Doesn't know about them) Depression: Okie here is the money (a penny :() Thank you we will call you if we need anything. Me: Ok see you soon! :3 Me now hates my life. :)

dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same

My friends hate when i make skeleton jokes.I guess i need to put more backbone into it.

There's 3 things I hate. 1. Jokes 2. Lists 3. Irony

why do sisters hate u?

because ur their favorite step brother:P

Why do orphans hate Geometry cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’ I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy. Cause he's the most wanted

What is an orphans most hated baseball team. The Padres

Why do orphan hates family size candy. Because he can't share it with his family.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield