Harmless jokes

Hamster

What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?

They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Hamster

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

Hamster

What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

Rape

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

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    The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.

    Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more

    People are probably blaming me for making Hailey leave. But I never meant for this to happen. If people don't know, it all started from one of my harmless feminism jokes, when she and her friends started to talk shit about it and me. Sure, I said some stuff that I regret (and I did say sorry for them), but I was trying to stop this bullshit. Whenever they made insulting posts and comments, I would ignore or respond c… Read more

    Hello! I’m knew here but I have a few things to say about what’s going on. I think a few people are swear of this, but I’m going to say it again.

    Dagger made a harmless joke on this website. Someone named Hailey made a comment doing some maths, now some people aren’t good at maths but Entity thought it was a good idea to say what she did. Hailey made a post saying sorry about her Dyscalculia, which makes doing maths… Read more