Harmless jokes

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

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  • What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?

    Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

    What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?

    They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.