Harmless jokes

Hamster

  • What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

    Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

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  • Rape

  • Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

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  • Hamster

  • What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?

    Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

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  • Hamster

  • What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?

    They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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