Hang jokes
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.