what do you ay to a depressed person on the ceiling?
hang in there!
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
i was trying to hang the lights when i accidentally kicked the chsur
what falls first from a tree an apple or and emo? the apple.. the emo just hangs there
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang(hangout) but they took it too literal
u mess with goose he strain out all of your body juice
u mess with goose he hang u with noose
Imagine going up to a emo and saying your just like a spider your both good at hanging
What do depressed people do when they’re bored? They “Hang” Out
What do you not say to an Emo if u want them to come round? Wanna hang out.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid." The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what??"
witch falls faster feather or an emo
Feather because the emo are always hanging in
an emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry and he says to his clothes"i wish i were you"
why do Emos love Christmas? so they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. hope u liked it, happy holidays!
To start off this Christmas season imma make a list of what I want, then Ima make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations ima start with the first ornament and hang myself
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
bro my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse. The other day he said he couldnt hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Whyed the emo have to friends"becuase they like to hang by themself"
whats your fav colur "emo kid hanging
Paralyzed Man: * gets up * I’m out of here
Blind Man : Did that paralyzed man just get up
Deaf Man : did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up
Mute Man: did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Dead Man: did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say didt that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Doctor: * calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency
Doctor: yes uh, a “normal” person just said taht did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up
911 service: * hangs up*
