My friend tried high fiving me left him hanging
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What do you call a Emo in the hanging gallows
Happy for the first time
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
