Hang jokes
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.