Hairline jokes
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.