Hairline jokes
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Coooper
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.