Hairline

Hairline jokes

Size

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

Time

The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.

Bro

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.

Airplane

When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.

Barber

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

Mirror

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

Tank

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

Bottom

Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.

Baldness

When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.

Man

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

Bro

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

Dad

You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.

Rudeness

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Mom

My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"

My bully. 😭