Hairline

Hairline jokes

Police

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

Face

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Kid

When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.

Bro

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

Man

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

Tank

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

Mom

My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"

My bully. 😭

Dad

You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.

Rudeness

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"