Hairline jokes
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it