Hairline

Hairline jokes

Face

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Kid

When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.

Bro

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

Man

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

Tank

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"

Pilot

Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.

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  • History

    Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.