Hairline jokes
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
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So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.