Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the ugly club but they said sorry professionals only
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
my hairline may be straight but i’m not
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
pp hi
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Is breath smell like 🍑
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
your mum
Your dad left for the milk because of your Mcdonalds hairline
hairline ook like it got slaped up by will smith
