Hairline jokes
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Noob butter eater.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
vgvgvgh.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Your hairline.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.