Hairline jokes
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.