Hairline jokes
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Hairline got repossessed.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.