Hairline jokes
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
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It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.