Hairline jokes
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Coooper
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.