Hairline jokes
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.