Hairline jokes
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"