Hairline jokes
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Coooper
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.