Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.