Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Your hairline is in a different area code.