Metre jokes

Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.

Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)

Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).

Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?

Because he's dead.

How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?

I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.

What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?

A meter stick.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?

I’d really like to meter.

You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.