A Man: I must confess father Priest: what are you her to confess A Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son Priest: and what happened to your son A Man: He said a man raped him Priest: when and where did this happened A Man: a local church, idk which one Priest...by whom? A Man: A priest he said, he said the priest had black hair and blue eyes. kind of like you Priest: ...shit
there was a girl called Millie and she had sexy blond hair and she wanted to chase me but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me
Your hair line is so curved that mcdonald's hired you to be there M
your forhead so big scientests mesured it studyed it and then finally they said :OH MY GOD... your forhead is so big its a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrous to your hair and
Yo hair line so messed up god said yo hair line on the cross getting hit on that ceoss
what do u call a autism kid eith orange hair
a boomarang
Ur hair line looks like thanos snapped your hair out of existance
Your hairline is so long when you finally found the length of your hairline you told it to some one and they said don’t give me your phone number
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in galilee during the roman occupation? An Itallian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated
I saw a girl with blond hair. she was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw. So I ran up to her feeling hot
An emo girl dyed her hair red. Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
yo hair line as long as george washingtont date of birth
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your hair is so far back you left it at your last address
your nhair line goes back to when you dad left you
why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging
