Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
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Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
Whatβs the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute only has one crack, and has to can wash it and sell it again.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting, the wall behind them
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess,His family is nuts his neighbor is an asshole,His best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him up!
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Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits! High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
How does an American know that his time has come? He starts hearing Vietnamese.
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
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What the difference between a water bottle and Africa? One has water the other one doesnβt
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
why is the bald eagle bald?
because it has no hair
it has feathers. LOL
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
he never has a bad day cuz he wakes up on both side of the bed
Whatβs the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
