What type of phones do orphans have...
Iphone xr -it has no home button
POV: 11:07 PM At night reading these when you notice that like everyone else has not life like you.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers He is never going to stop From Lithuania down to Andorra He has scored a fucking lot Penalties and Tapins The Fields of Faroe Islands He is our GOAT And his name is Cristiano Columbus Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster
he never has a bad day
because he always wake’s up on both sides on the bed
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What did the hamster say to the penis ha u look just like me
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a Rectal Thermometer and thought
Some Asshole has my Pen
What month has 28 days
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i saw two blind men fighting at the mall I yelled he has a gun they both ran
Steven Hawkins don’t have a dick he has a microchip
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan
He has family ties
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
you telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
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