HA jokes

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

What's the difference between a knife and me?

One has a point.

Have you ever seen a blind man swim?

No.

Neither has he.

A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.

Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.

Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

"I need to go to the doctor!"

"Why?"

"It has a crack in it."

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?

Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?

It's about time!

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

Stephanie has a great thumb!

What is your favorite name?

Amy has.

What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?

An ASSHole.