HA jokes
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Stephanie has a great thumb!
Memes
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
Ha, gay!
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
My dad has a pretty shitty job.