HA jokes
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Ha, gay!
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Memes
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."