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HA jokes

Watersharky

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

Orphan

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

Richmond

East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?

Memes

Choice

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

Wolf

Wolf looks like a fox.

It has the sharpest claws.

It has a bushy tail.

To eat, it doesn't fail.

It has a coat of red.

My grandmother has said,

It hunts in search of food.

It is never, never good!

Book

Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?

It's about time!

Boyfriend

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

Virus

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Plane

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

Day

It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.

Dick

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

Snake

Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?

A rattler!

Sans: ha ha ha ha!!

Night Stand

When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD