HA jokes

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

Wolf looks like a fox.

It has the sharpest claws.

It has a bushy tail.

To eat, it doesn't fail.

It has a coat of red.

My grandmother has said,

It hunts in search of food.

It is never, never good!

"I need to go to the doctor!"

"Why?"

"It has a crack in it."

What's the difference between a knife and me?

One has a point.

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

Ha, gay!

What has 30 legs but can't swim?

A bus full of children!

Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?

Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?

Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?

It's about time!

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.