HA jokes
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Memes
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
When an African has a twin, your me??
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Ha, gay!
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!