HA jokes
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Memes
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
When an African has a twin, your me??
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
Ha, gay!
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.