HA jokes
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Memes
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD