What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
HA Jokes
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Stephanie has a great thumb!
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
