Guys jokes
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Ayo fake guy.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Hello guys!
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.