Guys jokes
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Ayo fake guy.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
Hello guys!
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!