Guys jokes
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Guys, add me in Discord.
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!