Guys jokes

Song

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Comment

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!

Put more comments.

Post

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.

Memes

Guys memes

Club

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

Guy

Random guy: Do you know Dee?

Other dude: Who’s Dee?

Random guy: Dee Snuts!

Heat

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!

Shrek

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

Stoner

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

Guy

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

Girlfriend

Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

Get the whip, you're out!

Guy

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

Soap

Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.

Guy: Let's drop the soap.

Girl: Let's do it!

Guy

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

Bitch

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!

Hell

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."