Guys jokes
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What's the worst thing to say at a live birth?
"Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
Okay, thanks for watching!
Summary of Twilight in one sentence:
Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"